

Random HP One-Shot"Argh! That's a goal to Slytherin! The score is now Slytherin: 80, Gryffindor: 60."Random HP One-Shot
Lee Jordan's voice echoed across the Quidditch field at Hogwarts School of
Witchcraft and Wizardry. An ocean of green and silver scarves screamed in
exstatic glee. On the opposite side of the field, a sea of maroon and gold angerly
coaxed their team on. Professor McGonagall sat in the front row of the techer's
box, cheering on her House team, and trying to prevent Jordan from swearing into
the magic mircophone. Professor Snape sat in the front row of the student box
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U.G.L.YC] OK! I'm a cheerleader now! [Chorus]U.G.L.Y
[D&C] U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi you ugly Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]
[C] I saw you walking down the street just the other day [C] I didn't see your damage from that far away [C] I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming [C] You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming [C] Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess [C] I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress [C] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew [C] I don't mean to insult you [C] Oh wait! Yes I do.  


If Snape Never Died 5When he reached his common room, he was amazed at how many new SlytherinsIf Snape Never Died 5
he had recieved. He really hadn't been paying as much attention to the Sorting
ceremony as he thought. Then he saw some of the older Slytherins. 'Good, I have
not yet completely lost it.' Then he turned to adress his new students.
"For the next seven years, you shall all be in my House. Let me tell you this right
now, I do not take lightly to the students of my House doing anything stupid.
What you do while under my leadership reflects your Head of House, as well as
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I ate my signature. It tasted like cookies.
a balanced diet consists of equal amounts of dark and white chocolate!
"[link]">DO NOT CLICK THIS!!!!!
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Slytherin Sayings
Come ovr here an leme cut u. I mean hug u.
He ran in my knife ten times.
I dun feel like slappin u. Bash ur face in my palm.
I swear 2 DRUNK I'm not GOD
When the world ends the IRS is still gonna collect taxes. GREEDY F*CKING BASTARDS!!
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I ate my signature. It tasted like cookies.
a balanced diet consists of equal amounts of dark and white chocolate!
"[link]">DO NOT CLICK THIS!!!!!
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Simius Perpetuum Amoerm!
So Mote It Be!
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Simius Perpetuum Amoerm!
So Mote It Be!
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Slytherin Sayings
Come ovr here an leme cut u. I mean hug u.
He ran in my knife ten times.
I dun feel like slappin u. Bash ur face in my palm.
I swear 2 DRUNK I'm not GOD
When the world ends the IRS is still gonna collect taxes. GREEDY F*CKING BASTARDS!!
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Love without pain isn't love at all.
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Slytherin Sayings
Come ovr here an leme cut u. I mean hug u.
He ran in my knife ten times.
I dun feel like slappin u. Bash ur face in my palm.
I swear 2 DRUNK I'm not GOD
When the world ends the IRS is still gonna collect taxes. GREEDY F*CKING BASTARDS!!
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I say Jesus Christ is my savor if u agree copy and paste
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Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..."--Gerard Way
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The sky is BLUE! MOTHERFUCKER!!"-Patty
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Slytherin Sayings
Come ovr here an leme cut u. I mean hug u.
He ran in my knife ten times.
I dun feel like slappin u. Bash ur face in my palm.
I swear 2 DRUNK I'm not GOD
When the world ends the IRS is still gonna collect taxes. GREEDY F*CKING BASTARDS!!
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